How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.