Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.