Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.