What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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He drops the base when doing logs.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope