What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.