Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.