Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Stupid People Jokes More Stupid People Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."