What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"