What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"