What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"