What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.