What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.