Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.