What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality