Olive Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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They're both extra virgin.

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Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

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None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!