What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water