What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.