Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.