Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.