Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Because it's white and settles on their land
Because it lasts forever.
They chalk it out
Because he never let the dust settle.
In the end, I settled.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Too many walkers.
Compra maize.
In a pellet court!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he was driving her buggy.
Because they grew a part.
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
It's hard to find them in the snow.
He was snowed in.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Because they bring Mayflowers
She wanted a big wedding.
Marry her.
It was capsaicin.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Nothing. She's fine.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
