What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.