What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.