Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.