What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.