What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.