What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!