What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends