Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !