Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".