Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.