What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.