What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.