What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.