Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish