Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.