What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.