What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.