Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."