unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Branch Manager
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
A sandy hook
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
