Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!