Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

C Jokes More C Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!