Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts