What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y