What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!