Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..