Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Brown Cow Jokes More Brown Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.