Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.