How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.