How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.