How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.