How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.