What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.