What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins