Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any