Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it