Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.