A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
ME crying: Hahaha
Because he deserved it, that's what for!"
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Even art majors deserve recognition
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One good turn deserves another.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
Because he's Autistic.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)
A baby falling out of an airplane.
It was obvious he was kidding.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Because it was charged with battery.
A coat hanger
Cancer
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Turn the stool upside-down
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
A leder hoser.
Sorry
Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
