Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
70 because after 69 your mouth's full.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
