Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.