Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.