Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!