Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!