Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.