Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.