Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....