Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!