Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"