Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!