Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Ow, this really hertz.

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Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!