Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.