When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.