Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.