Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.