Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet